Too Big To Bounce

An eccentric Australian tourist attraction, the "jumping crocodiles" may soon become a thing of the past. Apparently, the reptiles are becoming so fat and lazy from over-feeding that they just don't really feel like jumping anymore. The hunches that the crocodiles were being overfed was confirmed by a recent double murder where two teenage boys knocked out a pair of Thai prostitutes and dumped them, unconscious but still alive, in the river. Despite being in the water for several days, neither corpse was eaten by a crocodile. Or maybe they just don't like thai food...