Get In Touch With Your Inner Shark?

Sharkie Zartman's new book, Shark Sense, is all about getting in touch with your inner shark... Sharkie combines human atributes to those of sharks, and shows us how to live a better and healthier life. For example:
Shark Sense One: A Shark Is Always True to Its Nature
Human Translation: Know Who You Are and What You Want
Shark Sense Two: Sharks Don't Ask For Permission
Human Translation: Do What You Know Is Right
Whatever... but if you order now, you get a free mako shark tooth necklace (while supplies last)!