He's Got Balls

A man diving for golf balls in a lake on a Florida golf course was attacked by a 9-foot alligator Tuesday afternoon. He was under the water near the ninth hole when a group of golfers heard him moan and cry for help. The gator had bitten his air tank and had tried to pull him under. The dude grabbed his utility knife and tried to stab the gator. That's when it bit his arm. Two trappers were on the scene in less than an hour. They taped its jaws shut and loaded it into a pickup truck.

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